Warm Weather Getaways T-Shirts

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Skiing.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Heading off with a packed bag

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Clown Skis.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Watching Sea Life.

The Boys of Indian Summer

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Lei-ing Hens

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."