Warm Weather Getaways Pillows

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Heading off with a packed bag

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Clown Skis.

Watching Sea Life.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

The Boys of Indian Summer

For sale, beautiful pea green boat.

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

snowman hitchhiking

'Let's talk climate change.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Lei-ing Hens

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Let's just pretend we're in Venice."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."