Living In Warm Places T-Shirts

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

snowman hitchhiking

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Isn't it great?!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

Moving south...

"CCCOOOLD!"

Summer Decorating

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

Space Heaters

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"