Cold Climate Living T-Shirts

Dog Igloo.

"CCCOOOLD!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Keeping warm.

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

igloo smoking zone...

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."