Cold Climate Survivor T-Shirts

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Tourist in the desert

Dog Igloo.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"