Cold Climate Survivalist T-Shirts

Gift a survivalist t-shirt that speaks to their love of winter resilience. Casual, witty, and designed for the outdoors, these tees are ideal for layering or just staying cozy in style.

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'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!' mockup

'I never kiss below the mukluks on the first date!'

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.' mockup

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

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'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room) mockup

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System. mockup

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

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Dog Igloo.

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'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?'' mockup

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

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'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.' mockup

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

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"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether." mockup

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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Running out of Gas.

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"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto." mockup

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

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"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter." mockup

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

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"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it." mockup

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

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"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!" mockup

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job." mockup

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

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'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... ' mockup

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

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St Bernard Toilet Holder

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'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.' mockup

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones." mockup

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

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"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?" mockup

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

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Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument. mockup

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

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'Am I shivering or giggling?'

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'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!' mockup

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

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"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate." mockup

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

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Igloo Building.

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Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?' mockup

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

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Global Warming Penguin

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Cold Climate Survivalist T-Shirts Collection

Cold Climate Survivalist Mugs

Explore our mug collection designed for winter warriors and cold climate survivalists—find the perfect humorous or practical mug to keep close during chilly mornings.

Cold Climate Survivalist Pillows

Comfort meets humor with our cozy pillows, ideal for survivalists who love keeping warm and decorated their space with a touch of winter charm.

Cold Climate Survivalist Prints

Find the perfect art prints that celebrate winter resilience and survival skills—ideal for inspiring and decorating the space of any cold climate enthusiast.