Winter Survivalists T-Shirts

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Going South

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Running out of Gas.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Now do you believe me?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

How You Know It's Spring...

I survived end of the world after party.

The corner that Spring's around

Young dragon clearing the footpath.