Winter Survival Strategist T-Shirts

Let your winter strategist show off their resilience with a stylish t-shirt that speaks to their creative survival skills. Comfortable, fun, and full of personality—ideal for cold days or cozy nights.

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"It's going to be a long hard winter!" mockup

"It's going to be a long hard winter!"

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"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch." mockup

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

A desert island with a knotted palm tree mockup

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.' mockup

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.' mockup

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

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'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?' mockup

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

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'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room) mockup

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

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'I hate evolution!'

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'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!' mockup

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

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"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!" mockup

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

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"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here." mockup

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

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'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.' mockup

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

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The trap

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'I'll take ten, please.'

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'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.' mockup

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

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"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether." mockup

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

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"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner." mockup

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

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The World's best Camouflage Store. mockup

The World's best Camouflage Store.

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"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto." mockup

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

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"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter." mockup

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

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"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception." mockup

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

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"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

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"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!" mockup

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

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'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!' mockup

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

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"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job." mockup

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

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"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones." mockup

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

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"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere." mockup

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

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St Bernard Toilet Holder

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'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.' mockup

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

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'Removal sounds politically incorrect.' mockup

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

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"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?" mockup

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

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"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?" mockup

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

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The corner that Spring's around

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Winter Survival Strategist T-Shirts Collection

Winter Survival Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for winter survival strategists—bring warmth and humor to chilly mornings with a clever coffee cup.

Winter Survival Strategist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that honor the cleverness of winter survival strategists—perfect for adding warmth and personality to their space.

Winter Survival Strategist Prints

Browse inspiring prints that speak to the spirit of winter resilience—great for motivating your winter strategist collection.