Cold Survivor T-Shirts

Man flu.

"Tommy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Tourist in the desert

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

The corner that Spring's around

The DaVinci Cold.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Ok, spring...we're REALLY ready for you..."

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

A holiday maker greets a castaway

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

Sneeze Police

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

'Stay warm last night?'

Guy with a cold that has made his nose big and red.

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

'$1500,00 for two weeks in Florida, and nobody's even noticed my tan!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .