Cold Snap Survivor T-Shirts

"Bet You Thought I'd Never Get Here."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The corner that Spring's around

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

Winter is an Adventure.