Snowstorm Survivor T-Shirts

"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."

driving in heavy snow

"Still snowing upstate?"

'About this extreme weather event. I'd like to speak to the organiser.'

"On a positive note, the potholes are filled with snow."

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

Bus Stop

'If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved...just a few seconds more...a miracle! I never thought I'd make it...I gotta get out of here.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

Lost in the Arctic...

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

'Looks like we'll be getting a new television meteorologist pretty soon.'

Stop global warming.

Trading Places.

Shoveling Snow

"Hey! That's the car's antenna!"

Freezicle

Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...

"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."

"All this snow sure makes it easier keeping Obama from getting anything done!"

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

Very low temperatures in the world

"'Tis but a flurry."

God Passes Adam a Snow Shovel

Give me a shovel

"In what direction would you like to see the city go?"

"Yes, I'm a the church - but it seems the service has been canceled."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Cold winter in USA

"That's it...I'm transferring to Miami!"

Man and dog in snowstorm

"Don't overdo it, Ira. This isn't even our car."