Cold Snap Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Electric Blanket.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I surprise you every year!"

Igloo Building.

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

igloo smoking zone...

'California: Here I come!'

Ice Fishing.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home