Cold Snap Enthusiast Gifts

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Electric Blanket.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Ice Fishing.

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"I found that moving this way feels like napping in motion."

"I surprise you every year!"