Cold Snap Survivor Gifts

"Bet You Thought I'd Never Get Here."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Frigid Cold

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

Bus Stop

"And remember—if you don't need to go anywhere, stay home."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Still snowing upstate?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

The corner that Spring's around

How You Know It's Spring...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...