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'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

An unexpected success.

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'