Arctic Survivor T-Shirts

'I don't like it either, but it IS brain food.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Tommy!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'