Cold Climate Dweller T-Shirts

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude,,,'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Come and get it!"

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Dog Igloo.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Early American Think tank

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'California: Here I come!'

igloo smoking zone...

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

I Love Winter!

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"