Cold Climate Dweller T-Shirts

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude,,,'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

"Come and get it!"

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Dog Igloo.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Early American Think tank

Say, I just had a thought

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

I Love Winter!

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."