Cold Climate Dweller Mugs

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude,,,'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Bless You."

"Come and get it!"

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Dog Igloo.

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Running out of Gas.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Early American Think tank

Say, I just had a thought

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

I Love Winter!

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'California: Here I come!'

igloo smoking zone...

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."