Cold Weather Dwelling Mugs

'My wife is frigid!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Electric Blanket.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Dog Igloo.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Isn't it great?!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

To Antarctica

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'