Cold Weather Dwelling Gifts

'My wife is frigid!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Electric Blanket.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Dog Igloo.

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Isn't it great?!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

To Antarctica

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'