Cold Environments Gifts

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

'Here's the problem!'

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Electric Blanket.

Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'