Cold Environments T-Shirts

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

'Here's the problem!'

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Electric Blanket.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing