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Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.

'I quit smoking, but I still get the urge when I stand outside an office building in the freezing cold.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

To Antarctica

"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"I'm allergic to ice."

'Actually business is a bit slow.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

Electric Blanket.

"Heating this place is going to be a problem."

How Creamsickles Are Made.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Whoever sold that machine up here in Nome...that was a salesman!"

"Never lose your cool."

'First day of winter, get ready for a house guest.'

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

Nice conservatory!

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Minnesota Freezer.

"Noce electric blanket. . . Now ya' just need a lead 3,486 kilometres long. . ."

"Bless you..."

Cold winter in USA

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Look! The first penguin of Spring!"