Cold Season T-Shirts

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

The Tissue of Danger

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Gesundheit!"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Sneeze

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Snowprov

"Tommy!"

'No ice.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Ninja bread men"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."