Cold Season Gifts

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

Chicken Noodle sold out.

The Tissue of Danger

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Gesundheit!"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

Sneeze

Where your mind & battle are los

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Snowprov

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Ninja bread men"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Politically Correct Snowperson