Winter Season Gifts

'Bless you.'

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"

'My answering service tells me you called about a job back in July.'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Melting snowman intravenous ice.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Alien built snowman

Shovelling snow.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Cold Call

The Moth Menace.

Electric Blanket.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

Your Winter Coat

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"This time of year I always start thinking Florida."

Seattle Media Reacts to Snow Forecast!

'My elbow has a cold!'

'Here's your rake, Phil! Can I borrow your snow blower?!'

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

'It's a blonde, longlegged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Baby it's cold outside

Melted but not forgotten.

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

Reserved Parking for Cranky Middle Aged People with the Flu

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...