Winter Sports Season Gifts

Hockey Season.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

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Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowman

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Snowmobull

It's supposed to get cold tonight.