Winter Sports Gifts

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'Loosen your bindings.'

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Golfer playing in the snow

Canadian Hockey

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

A truck salts the road.

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

You Are Here

You are here...

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'Sore back?'

Santa Claus playing golf.

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

"Why do we do this again?"

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'All they took was my snowblower.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Ski Instructor

'Snow again, today...'

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

'Time out! Fish on!'

Winter Breaks

"It's dislocated, alright."

'I was built by texters.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'