Winter Sports Pillows

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

'Loosen your bindings.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Golfer playing in the snow

Canadian Hockey

A health food store uses a salt substitute to salt the sidewalk.

A truck salts the road.

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Heck, this is nothing, why when I was a kid, we'd have snow clear up to here.'

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

You Are Here

You are here...

'Sore back?'

Santa Claus playing golf.

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

'If you haven't found the car by noon I'm going back to bed.'

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

"Why do we do this again?"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'All they took was my snowblower.'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Ski Instructor

'Snow again, today...'

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Winter Breaks

S is for snow

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Here it comes.'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'I was built by texters.'

Ice fisher.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"It's dislocated, alright."