Wintertime Gifts

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

'He's over the flu, but he hasn't recuperated from the lack of pity.'

Winter depression.

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Snowprov

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

That one has all the batteries!

Good News about winter

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Boy rolled into a snowball

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Little help?"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

Snow Devil

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Frosting the Snowman

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'okay...where did you hide it?'