Winter Scenery Gifts

"A world beyond this one? Yes, I guess that's possible."

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

'Come off there Brian! You look such a cliche!'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Gesundheit.'

Rude Snowpeople

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

The other days of the year...

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Autumn Dog

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Snow Cow

"Fifi"

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'They suspect arson.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Polar bears build a snowman

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

The First Frozen Embryos.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Winter is a gift.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Internet Cafe

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

Where's the snow?

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Snow Scene

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

"They're excellent for the eyes."