Snowy Scenery Lover Gifts

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

The First Frozen Embryos.

Internet Cafe

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Winter is a gift.

Adam and Eve AFTER the Fall.

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

Snowman's Funeral.

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!

Snowman duel

'Come off there Brian! You look such a cliche!'

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

"A world beyond this one? Yes, I guess that's possible."

Ig-glue to build houses with.