Winter Landscapes Gifts

"Please move... I'm begging you! I will give you a carrot the size of my arm, soaked in honey, if you get us home..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Little help?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

That one has all the batteries!

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Motor Tourism

The Adventures of God

Frosting the Snowman

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."