Snowy Landscapes Admirer Gifts

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

Snow Bridge.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Mountain Goats.

Snow Cow

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'They suspect arson.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Wow! She's hot."

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

The First Frozen Embryos.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

'Come our Bugsy - we know you're in there. . .'

Internet Cafe

"Been waiting long?"

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'