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'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snow Bridge.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Snow Cow

Mountain Goats.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'They suspect arson.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Wow! She's hot."

The First Frozen Embryos.

Internet Cafe

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Come our Bugsy - we know you're in there. . .'

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

"Been waiting long?"

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."