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"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Heaven's Way

John Constable

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Melted but not forgotten.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Snowman with scary shadow

God's Miracles.

The First Frozen Embryos.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Winter is a gift.

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

"Please move... I'm begging you! I will give you a carrot the size of my arm, soaked in honey, if you get us home..."

'There's just something missing.'

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!