Snowy Landscape Enthusiast Mugs

Internet Cafe

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Heaven's Way

John Constable

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Seasonal Migration of the Mowers

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Melted but not forgotten.

God's Miracles.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Snowman with scary shadow

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

The First Frozen Embryos.

Winter is a gift.

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

Christmas Light Display First Prize.

Igloo For Sale: No Termites! NO Carpenter ants! NO fleas! No mice! No rats! Absolutely pest free!

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

'Come off there Brian! You look such a cliche!'

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!