Snow Scene Appreciator T-Shirts

Snow Cow

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

The lonely figure

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snow Bridge.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Mountain Goats.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'They suspect arson.'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"Wow! She's hot."

The First Frozen Embryos.

Warm Winter Wishes

Internet Cafe

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Come our Bugsy - we know you're in there. . .'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

"Been waiting long?"

"I applied for the right to be forgotten."

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

Igloo with a view