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"Have you tried icing it?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Snow Bridge.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

Snow Cow

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Mountain Goats.

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'They suspect arson.'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"Oh no ... I'll never lose any weight this way."

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Hunters use snow to their advantage. I use it to mine."

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

"Wow! She's hot."

The First Frozen Embryos.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Come our Bugsy - we know you're in there. . .'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

"Been waiting long?"