Snowy Scenes Admirer Gifts

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

Mountain Goats.

Snow Cow

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

The First Frozen Embryos.

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Warm Winter Wishes

"Face it -- We're not going to get any customers if we don't shovel the walk."

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

Snowman glares at a dog.

"Have you tried icing it?"

Igloo with a view

"Take that blend away and bring me a decent malt."