Lover Of Snowy Scenes Gifts

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

"Whose the new guy?"

Ice Skater

Rude Snowpeople

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'It's a snow mobile.'

The other days of the year...

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"Fifi"

Snow Cow

Mountain Goats.

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

The First Frozen Embryos.

An execution tries to light a pyre under a snowman

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

The Snowman and the Snowdog.

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

Where's the snow?

The Old Lady Who lives In a Snowshoe

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

Snowman duel

Igloo with a view