Arctic Scenery Gifts

Polar bears build a snowman

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'Gesundheit.'

Rude Snowpeople

The other days of the year...

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

UFO

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"Fifi"

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

Snow Cow

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Polar Bear Play.

"Is my breath fishy?"

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.