Arctic Themes Gifts

Ig and Igloo

'Cannonball!'

Sailor in Car.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

On the brink.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

Pushy Dog

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Shred the plank."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Subwoofer

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Quick! Hide the valuables."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

UFO

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand