Arctic Culture Gifts

Smoke detector.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

UFO

Flashpoint: Arctic!

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

'Believe it or not, I'm very well camouflaged where I come from...'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Ice Whaling

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Nice RV!'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Polar Bear Play.

Jens Stoltenberg.

Polar bears build a snowman

Ig and Igloo

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Is my breath fishy?"

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Penguin meets polar bear, saying: 'Well, ONE of us is in the wrong cartoon.'

'Nice siege!'

Viking Funeral