Alaskan Culture Gifts

Sarah Palin

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Nice siege!'

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

Boomerang

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

Vikings at Anger Management Seminar

Viking Funeral

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Easter Season