Alaskan Culture Pillows

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Really Early Vikings

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

North American Indians with Party hats in the form of Teepees.

'You're too aggressive.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

"It's a concussion, Sven—you're sitting out the next siege."

Jens Stoltenberg.

How many norse power is it?

A short-sighted Buffalo hunter.

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

'They say they're going to sue us for forcing them to smoke.'

Viking Funeral

Wigwam Sign: Dances with Real Estate

'Guess what, Squaw? Me finally teach Running Dog to fetch my moccasins.'

Don't forget the netiquette

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'