Nordic Culture Lover Pillows

How many norse power is it?

'Special- 25% of all Björd games.'

Edvard Grieg

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

Acropolis for sale.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

'They've been on too many English raids !'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

Loterie Francaise...

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

'No thanks - I've had enough Greek drama for one week.'

"Nordic but nice"

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

Knut Sveinsson

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'