Nordic Culture Fan Pillows

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Man discovering a viking in his bed.

Edvard Grieg

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Service Entry.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

How many norse power is it?

Viking Funeral

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

I'm a Viking! I can't go rampaging and pillaging wearing a cardigan..."

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Nordic but nice"

Knut Sveinsson

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Snake with a tarnhelm

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Viking Hats.