Nordic Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"Nordic but nice"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Edvard Grieg

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

How many norse power is it?

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Knut Sveinsson

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

'Where is this place you call 'Texas', Olaf?'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Man discovering a viking in his bed.

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

Caricature of a Viking

"The Smorgasbord came to read your meter, but you were out."

'Special- 25% of all Björd games.'

"There would have been confusion with the multi-party voting system."