Norwegian Culture Buff Pillows

"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Edvard Grieg

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Wotan

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

Jens Stoltenberg.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

How many norse power is it?

Viking Funeral

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

Knut Sveinsson

"The endless parade of murder and pillaging really spoke to me."

Hello, my name is Thor. I think I left my hammer in one of your cabs.

"Nordic but nice"

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

Jens Stoltenberg.

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

Man discovering a viking in his bed.