Scandinavian Culture Buff Pillows

"I wasn't Bjorn yesterday, you know."

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"So. . . you're binge-watching Scandinavian noir to cheer yourself up?"

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Service Entry.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

'Well, once again he's led us to victory and... Oh, here we go. The obligatory Gatorade drenching.'

How many norse power is it?

A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

'Asia... it must be Tuesday.'

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Viking Funeral

That's Lars. The guy's a total norsissist.

"Nurse, the allen key, please."

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'Drink up, Helmut...'

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

Erik, Viking Funeral Director

"Nordic but nice"

Finnish skier

"Olaf, get back to your station and row!"

Knut Sveinsson

"It's marzipan pigs."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"

Schizophrenia in Scandinavia....

'Viking Job centre' 'Rape' 'Pillage'

Europe returns to the use of Mask

God Jul